"It's the end of the world as we know it"- REM North Korea's General Cheeseburger declares war with Pop-Up Pirate Tensions in the Korean peninsula of Toyland have reached breaking point with General, Supreme Leader, President, Messiah, and Baby's First Dictator; Cheeseburger citing recent flying swords near the border with South Toyland as a declaration of war against the Pop- Up Pirates of America (PUPA). General Cheeseburger's Toy Soldiers stand underneath the shadow of the newly-constructed Nerf Missiles In a statement given last night; Cheeseburger directly accused PUPA of "chucking their toys out of the pram", and that recent allegations of "toy rights abuses" in the state were "merely fiction created by their owner, Billy, aged 5". As a result, Pirate Pump offered a rebuke that if North Toyland were to attack the Pirate state, he would reciprocate with nuclear Nerf shots the world had never seen since PUPA nu...